WTF

Perez Hilton actually got to smooch on John Mayer? Where the fuck is the justice in the world?

And I'm not feeling guilty about lusting after that self-proclaimed douche anymore. He's a tall drink of water, with questionable taste in women. The consistent theme is this: Huge Jugs. Well I got 'em Johnny Boy, and my body's a motherfucking wonderland.

One year and four days in the hole. Or rather, not in the hole.


grrrrrr.....